Righteous Schimmelbusch *
Director & Executive Producer
"Sorry, I didn't write anything - I was too busy sending MMS's of my balls to people, whilst copying and pasting the message 'How bout dem balls' into every message I send".
He did say though that he does enjoy the occasional racoon flavoured Pepsi and a good crease in his pants.
His last recorded effective facial expression was in 1997, his favourite movie line is "squeal like a pig" and his skills include escaping from police issued handcuffs.
He plays the role of Johnny Drama in the mythical episode of 'Entourage' that is his life.
These words, and the words in his blog, have been rough hewn by indentured labour at the cword word farm.
*only known photo, taken while crossing a street in Paris, looks like he is running away from something
Director & Executive Producer
"Sorry, I didn't write anything - I was too busy sending MMS's of my balls to people, whilst copying and pasting the message 'How bout dem balls' into every message I send".
He did say though that he does enjoy the occasional racoon flavoured Pepsi and a good crease in his pants.
His last recorded effective facial expression was in 1997, his favourite movie line is "squeal like a pig" and his skills include escaping from police issued handcuffs.
He plays the role of Johnny Drama in the mythical episode of 'Entourage' that is his life.
These words, and the words in his blog, have been rough hewn by indentured labour at the cword word farm.
*only known photo, taken while crossing a street in Paris, looks like he is running away from something
1. Champion
2. SBK
3. Underbelly Mechanic
4. Circus
5. Gotham
6. Transmogrification
7. Tank
8. Honda ST1300A
9. Chips
10. Cool, Calm, Collected
11. Chunky
2. SBK
3. Underbelly Mechanic
4. Circus
5. Gotham
6. Transmogrification
7. Tank
8. Honda ST1300A
9. Chips
10. Cool, Calm, Collected
11. Chunky
Synopsis: Dieter rides a bike to raise money for testicular cancer, using his own healthy ones to sweat all over Nike's floor.
