Ep 1. Circus - Air Date 29 May 2009 - Episode Synopsis - In a stunning display of truly crap driving skills, Dieter shows why driving on 2 wheels should be left to bikes, not cars.
Ep 2. Transmographication - Air Date 5 June 2009 - Episode Synopsis -  Turning from a butch alpha male into a metrosexual has never been easier. Just add a couple of Gaylords, an Audi TT and Bob's your father's brother.
Ep 3. Champion - Air Date 12 June 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Mick Doohan is known for being a tough interview - until he met Dieter and was given a dose of The C Word. He reckons we're the fashizle now!
Ep 4. Gotham - Air Date 16 June 2009 - Episode Synopsis - If dressing as a pimp, driving a Corvette, hanging out with Prossies and getting whipped like a dog is your cup of tea, then get a load of this!
Ep 5. Chips - Air Date 26 June 2009 - Episode Synopsis - With the sole purpose of freaking people out, Dieter visits a motorcycle training centre dressed as Poncherello from CHiPs and torments them.
Ep 6. Tank - Air Date 3 July 2009 - Episode Synopsis - The C Word loves kooks who collect tanks. Why wouldn't we? Even better when they let Dieter dress as German tank commander and crush a Gemini.
Ep 7. SBK - Air Date 10 July 2009 - Episode Synopsis - The c word goes up and under to the vinegar in the World Superbike Championships and won't stop till we hit the apricots.
Ep 8. Underbelly Mechanic - Air Date 17 July 2009 - Episode Synopsis - If you ever wondered what goes on in your local mechanic's workshop, this is the answer. Not a lot. Except in the dunny.
Ep 9. Cool, Calm, Collected - Air Date 24 July 2009 - Episode Synopsis - We go in search of West Heidelberg Man. Like Attenborough when he hung out with those crazy gorillas, Dieter gets all natural with the un-natural.
Ep 10. Hondat ST1300 A - Air Date 31 July 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Dieter once rode from Sydney to Melbourne on one of these, and his arse ended up hurting like buggary. That was FYI.

Ep 11. Chunky - Air Date 7 August 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Big 4WD, huge tyres, V8 engine, shit loads of C02, lots of money, not much purpose except to impress chicks. Sound like our sort of car.

Ep 12. Calendar - Air Date 15 August 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Dieter proves decisively that chicks LOVE guys that wear cords, desert boots and ride motorbikes.  Oh, and turn their van into a dog.


Ep 13. Prozac - Air Date 21 August 2009 - Episode Synopsis - In an homage to nerdy middle managers who buy Harleys when they hit their MLC, Dieter pays a visit to chopper heaven with some real life BAMF's

Season 2 Ep 01. Josh - Air Date 28 August 2009 - Episode Synopsis -The C Word witnesses the beginning of Josh Brookes career, and without doubt was the sole reason he won his first international race. Without us, he'd be NOTHING!!!NOOOOTTTHHHHIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

Season 2 Ep 2. Fully Sik - Air Date 4 September 2009 - Episode Synopsis -  This award winning, ground breaking Lebumentary shows exactly why David Attenborough decided to stick with Apes and Pterodactyls, and steer well
Season 2 Ep 3. Cumberskani - Air Date 11 September 2009 - Episode Synopsis -In a game of automotive chess, Halkan slices and dices cars in his car park, proving that even Plato may have struggled doing this gig.
Season 2 Ep 4. Colonic - Air Date 18 September 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Having visited Ingolstadt, the home of Audi on his way to Dacchau (gosh, that was an fun day), Dieter goes to Audi Melbourne
Season 2 Ep 5. Honda CB1300 - Air Date 28 September 2009 - Episode Synopsis - This is a pretty crap segment but we ran out of time.Sorry.  The C Word. Aim low. Deliver lower.
Season 2 Ep 6. Circuits - Air Date 2 October 2009 - Episode Synopsis - Did you hear about the time Dieter had a meeting with Bernie Ecclestone and he wasn't wearing any undies?  That and more, right here!.
Season 2 Ep 7. Drifters - Air Date 9 October 2009 - Episode Synopsis Drifting is super crazy shit. We love it at The C Word. In fact, the more we look out the side windows and the less out the windscreen the better.
Season 2 Ep 8. Cayanne - Air Date 16 October 2009 - Episode Synopsis: Sure, it looks like Susan Boyle, but the Cayenne has a big V8, goes like a cut cat and is very expensive. The C Word loves it. Just like Susan.
Season 2 Ep 9. Control - Air Date 23 October 2009 - Episode Synopsis: We're still struck by MotoGP fever and are already getting excited about the World Superbikes in February 2010, so we dug up this c word gem. Dieter gets all Baryschnikov on the Honda CBR600, and whips it around the Island like a step child.
Season 2 Ep 10. Taxi - Air Date 30 October 2009 - Episode Synopsis: Dieter watched Taxi Driver before visiting a cab depot. Learn how to say 'are you talkin to me?' in Greek, Arabic, Pakistani and Afghani thanks to the c word.
Season 2 Ep 11. Cobra - Air Date 4 November 2009 - Episode Synopsis: Dieter draws on texta sideburns and learns about hot rods, hot rodders and hot rodding. Hot rods are AWESOME!
Season 2 Ep 12. Circle Work - Air Date 11 November 2009 - Episode Synopsis: The c word flogs a 100 kilowatt VL around Winton raceway with Steve Pizzati from Top Gear and Licoln 'Tyre Frier' Burns.
Season 2 Ep 13. Conceit - Air Date 18 November 2009 - Episode Synopsis: The c word admires Ford designer Paul Gibson as he waves his hands around and disses out pretty much every other manuacturer on the planet.
Season 3 Ep 01. Conceit - Air Date 26 November 2009 - Episode Synopsis: Toby Hagon, editor of the Age's Drive section, says that the original Boxter S was 'like a hot chick with a crook head'.
Season 3 Ep 02. Commission - Air Date 02 December 2009 - Episode Synopsis: Dieter tries to sell a Lamborghini to a hippy. D: 'You've had a big weekend?' H: "I've had a big life...man."
Season 3 Ep 03. Cognizant - Air Date 10 December 2009 - Episode Synopsis:Glenn Ridge teaches the c word proper television etiquette, before trying to pash Dieter and driving away in a GT Falcon.
Season 3 Ep 04. Carte Blanche - Air Date 16 December 2009 - Episode Synopsis:At a track day you can do whatever you want without getting hassled by the fuzz. Including smashing up your Kawasaki Ninja. 
Season 3 Ep 05. Checkered Flag - Air Date 23 December 2009 - Episode Synopsis:The c word heads down to Sandown to watch a bird crap on a $600,000 Lamborghini Diablo.